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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘Materialists’ Production Designer and Set Decorator Estimate How Much Rent Each Character Pays for Their NYC Apartment - Variety

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Cheers’ star George Wendt’s cause of death confirmed - New York Daily News

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

No go.

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Trump must stop the AI bloodbath before it’s too late - The Hill

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Stock Market Extends Gains As S&P 500 Scores A Breakout And Nasdaq Eyes 20,000; CoreWeave Jumps - Investor's Business Daily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Pride events face budget shortfalls as US corporations pull support ahead of summer festivities - AP News

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Salary you need to live comfortably in Virginia in 2025, according to new study - 13newsnow.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Connor Zilisch and crew chief Dale Earnhardt Jr. win Pocono NASCAR Xfinity race - Motorsport.com

No way

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

‘Never-a-doubt’ Oregon State baseball rides the ‘fun’ to win over Louisville in Men’s College World Series - OregonLive.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

So they tried

Pedro Sánchez torpedoes Nato unity on eve of crucial summit - Financial Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times